My Kids In 140 Characters (Or Less)

We spend a lot of time with the minions and I'm fortunate enough to record the things that they say and do so I can look back on it and laugh.  Some of it makes the blog and other smaller moments don't.  One of the brilliant things about Twitter is how it's the ultimate parenting "elevator speech", because you have to keep it short. Below are Tweets, conversations, parental musings and things that the minions have done or said over the past month, for your reading pleasure that haven't made it to the blog.

1. J: Mommy ur name rhymes with butt Me: No it doesn't J: Then why do I use it so often when I'm writing songs about you? #parenting

2. J: What would happen if daddy & his boss threw poop at each other?  Me: They'd both get fired? J: Hmmm I thought so #ToddlerLife

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3. When you're sorta proud of your 6 yr old showing his displeasure towards u via #onomatopoeia #parenting

4. J: can you smell my new weapon? It's two fully loaded fart arms. #parenting

5. J: Why won't you let me watch the new Venom movie? Me: You're 6. J: So? Me: You're afraid of noisy hand dryers, you can't handle Venom

6.  Me (wearing eyeliner for the first time in months) M: you look so pretty mommy. You look just like a girl clown #parenting

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7. J: If u don't buy me an Incredible Hulk mini fig I'm going 2 turn into a demon Me: This is you being good? I call ur bluff demon #parenting

8. M: Is your purse a boy or a girl? Me: Neither. M: It needs a name. J: Let's call it Silky
M: Yeah, Silky Dawn #parenting #fashion

9. Cause #SillyPuddy removal from sheets is exactly what I had on the agenda today #parenting 

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My Kids in 140 Characters (or Less)

We spend a lot of time with the minions and I'm fortunate enough to record the things that they say and do so I can look back on it and laugh. Some of it makes the blog and other smaller moments don't. One of the brilliant things about Twitter is how it's the ultimate parenting "elevator speech", because you have to keep it short. Below are Tweets, conversations, parental musings and things that the minions have done or said over the past month, for your reading pleasure that haven't made it to the blog.

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1. J: My taco is 2 spicy..I'm going 2 need u 2 blow into my mouth 2 cool it down (opens up taco filled mouth) #parenting #ToddlerLife
   
   
2. M: I have an important question to ask you (dramatic pause). How do mermaids brush their teeth? #ToddlerLife #ThingsKidsSay
   
   
3. M: Mom were u alive at the same time as #dinosaurs? Me: How old do you think I am? M: Like 30-something? #parenting #toddlerlife
   
   
4. Me: Dad can you put your cell phone away? J: Daddy Magneto is so disappointed in you right now #ToddlerLife #parenting
   
   
   
5. M: I'm never going to be silly ever again! 5 minutes later: Mommy help! I got by bum stuck in a bucket of #Lego #ToddlerLife
   
   
6. Me: Why r u putting ketchup on a soda cracker? J: U won't let me eat it right out of the packet Me: touché #toddlerlife #parenting
   
   
   

   

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7. My twins at park: both sit on one end of different see-saws & then complain no one will see-saw with them #TwinLife #ToddlerLife
   
   
8. M: Mommy did you know that your boobs look like a giant bum on your chest? Me: Thanks? #toddlerlife #parenting #unfiltered
   
   
9. J: Mommy can you turn off the radio? I am so sick of hearing about #DonaldTrump #ToddlerLife #politics #parenting
   
   
10. M: I sure hope dad doesn't forget to wear pants to work today. #ToddlerLife #parenting

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Words of Wisdom: My Kids in 140 Characters or Less

We spend a lot of time with the minions and I'm fortunate enough to record the things that they say and do so I can look back on it and laugh.  Some of it makes the blog and other smaller moments don't.  One of the brilliant things about Twitter is how it's the ultimate parenting "elevator speech", because you have to keep it short. Below are Tweets, conversations, parental musings and things that the minions have done or said over the past month, for your reading pleasure that haven't made it to the blog.

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1. M: What if I ask Drake to marry me and he just shrugs? #Toronto problems when you're 5 years old #parenting #toddlerlife #thesix

2. J: We can't leave Dollarama until I finish smelling all of the gum #ToddlerLife #parenting


3. M: Look an eagle! Me: That's a seagull M: Isn't it beautiful? I hope it doesn't poop on our car #perspective #ToddlerLife

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4. J: Who's singing on the radio? Me: The Red Hot Chili Peppers J: Can you turn them off? They're too spicy for my ears #ToddlerLife

5. Bedtime story & my son climbs up on my back for what I think is a cuddle & yells FART BOMB at the top of his lungs #ToddlerLife

6. M: don't worry about opening the car door. I'm just going to kick out the window to escape #mydaughter


7. J: The most dangerous thing about #BrainStorming is the lightning & explosions #ToddlerLife #parenting


8. Parenting level expert. jogging 4.2 miles per hour while creating a cheese string spider for your son #joggers #parenting

9. Muse is playing on the radio. M: Why are they singing like ghosts? Are they trying to be scary? I don't get it. #ToddlerLife 10. J: Let's write a song about a scorpion & a lobster who fight. Maybe they die, maybe they become BFFs Let's find out! #ToddlerLife

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Words of Wisdom: My Kids in 140 Characters or Less

We spend a lot of time with the minions and I'm fortunate enough to record the things that they say and do so I can look back on it and laugh. Some of it makes the blog and other smaller moments don't. One of the brilliant things about Twitter is how it's the ultimate parenting "elevator speech", because you have to keep it short. Below are Tweets, conversations, parental musings and things that the minions have done or said over the past month, for your reading pleasure that haven't made it to the blog.

1. J: I work for #DarthVader now Me: What do you do for him? J: Some #evil stuff, but mostly I just hold his #LEGO #parenting #ToddlerLife

Jack meets Darth at a Marlies Game...It was emotional & he didn't want to get too close, you know cause of the mind strangling and such.

2. M: That sign says to walk like turtles Me: It says that cars need to go slow. M: That's confusing, can we still pretend to be turtles?

3. Evil #parenting moment...when u can't help but smile because ur child finally steps on the #LEGO he's left on the ground & finally gets it

4. J: Mommy what do Daddy short legs spiders look like? #Science #nature #parenting

5. J: I'm #Gargamel & I'm casting a spell on u. Ur a #vegetarian Me: That's the best you've got? J: Just wait it will get to you #ToddlerLife

6. At the playground me: can you please take it down a notch? J: where else am I supposed to use my outdoor voice? #ToddlerLife

7. Watching #SailorMoon w/ sitter J: Beryl gets disappointed with people. Sitter: Why? J: Because she fails, No one likes it when people fail.

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8. Hairdresser: What do you want your cut to look like? Both Children: Pull out #photos of #cartoon heroes from #teentitansgo #ToddlerLife

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Words of Wisdom: My Kids on Twitter in 140 Characters or Less

We spend a lot of time with the minions and I'm fortunate enough to record the things that they say and do so I can look back on it and laugh. Some of it makes the blog and other smaller moments don't. One of the brilliant things about Twitter is how it's the ultimate parenting "elevator speech", because you have to keep it short. Below are Tweets, conversations, parental musings and things that the minions have done or said over the past month, for your reading pleasure that haven't made it to the blog.

1. M: I'm #Wonderwoman, J's The Flash, Mom's #Batman, Dad ur #TenderHeart & ur #superpower is shooting #rainbows out of your tummy #ToddlerLife

2. J: We're in a band together. Me: What are we called? J: Pee, barf & diarrhea Me: Gross J: (giggles) I know right? #ToddlerLife #parenting


3. The #FerrisBueller ur child convinces u they're 2 sick 2 go 2 school then miraculously recovers therefore making you act like Cam #parenting

Cause this is how Gumby should really be.

4. When ur son takes matters into his own hands because it's garbage that his #Gumby isn't really made of clay #ToddlerLife

5. M: I've been practicing getting tougher Me: What have you been doing? M: Mostly karate poses and pretending to fly. #ToddlerLife

6. C: Do you want some pistachios? M: No, I'm a princess and princesses don't eat nuts. #ToddlerLife

7. Me: Are you eating snow? J: just a bit. Plus I'm throwing the mud on the ground. So relax mommy #ToddlerLife

8. J: Do #Lego men have penises? me: no J: Even Lego #Batman me: Even Lego Batman. J: Huh. #ToddlerLife #parenting

9. Me: Watch out for that pile of dog...u stepped in it.J: Stepped in what? Dog Poo Me: Yes J: Say the grown-up word for it, I know you want to
10. Please stop wearing ham as a beard (and other things I never thought I'd say at lunch) M: but I'm ham ta clause #ToddlerLife #facepalm

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