Words of Wisdom: My Kids in 140 Characters or Less

We spend a lot of time with the minions and I'm fortunate enough to record the things that they say and do so I can look back on it and laugh.  Some of it makes the blog and other smaller moments don't.  One of the brilliant things about Twitter is how it's the ultimate parenting "elevator speech", because you have to keep it short. Below are Tweets, conversations, parental musings and things that the minions have done or said over the past month, for your reading pleasure that haven't made it to the blog.

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1. M: What if I ask Drake to marry me and he just shrugs? #Toronto problems when you're 5 years old #parenting #toddlerlife #thesix

2. J: We can't leave Dollarama until I finish smelling all of the gum #ToddlerLife #parenting


3. M: Look an eagle! Me: That's a seagull M: Isn't it beautiful? I hope it doesn't poop on our car #perspective #ToddlerLife

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4. J: Who's singing on the radio? Me: The Red Hot Chili Peppers J: Can you turn them off? They're too spicy for my ears #ToddlerLife

5. Bedtime story & my son climbs up on my back for what I think is a cuddle & yells FART BOMB at the top of his lungs #ToddlerLife

6. M: don't worry about opening the car door. I'm just going to kick out the window to escape #mydaughter


7. J: The most dangerous thing about #BrainStorming is the lightning & explosions #ToddlerLife #parenting


8. Parenting level expert. jogging 4.2 miles per hour while creating a cheese string spider for your son #joggers #parenting

9. Muse is playing on the radio. M: Why are they singing like ghosts? Are they trying to be scary? I don't get it. #ToddlerLife 10. J: Let's write a song about a scorpion & a lobster who fight. Maybe they die, maybe they become BFFs Let's find out! #ToddlerLife

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Words of Wisdom: My kids in 140 characters or less

We spend a lot of time with the minions and I'm fortunate enough to record the things that they say and do so I can look back on it and laugh.  Some of it makes the blog and other smaller moments don't.  One of the brilliant things about Twitter is how it's the ultimate parenting "elevator speech", because you have to keep it short. Below are Tweets, conversations, parental musings and things that the minions have done or said over the past two months, for your reading pleasure that haven't made it to the blog.

The Naked Princes in all their glory!

1. Me: what do u want to bring to grandma & grandpas? J: hmmmm. How about the naked princes?#toddlelife #TwoPrinces #Disney
2. J: If Rob is a Zombie why is he singing? Zombies can't sing (Apt questions asked during #Halloween decorating) #RobZombie #toddlerlife
3. J: Don't worry mommy, I hardly eat any car food anymore. Me: What's car food? J: Stuff that I find on the floor of the car #toddlerlife
4. That #awkward moment when you laugh at the angry dad shaking his fists at the school bus & then you make eye contact #parenting
5. Who needs #pine car air fresheners when your children leave rotting #apple cores in the backseat of your car? #SmellsLikeAutumn
6. While watching #TheNeverEndingStory M: Why do they keep calling Falcor a dragon when he's clearly a flying dog? #toddlerlife #movietweet
7. J: M's swim teacher is named Dave Me: is it really? M: No J: I've decided when i don't know someone's name I'm just going to call them Dave
8. Me: No you can't sit in that chair because it's in someone's garbage and covered in garbage #parenting #parentingunfiltered #toddlerlife
9. Having mixed feelings telling my daughter it's inappropriate to yell Shut Up at Map #DoraTheExplorer #toddlerlife #parenting
10. (While watching #TheNightmareBeforeChristmas for the first time) M: How come #Sally is the only one who understands what's going on?
11. M: Thanks 4 breakfast milk servant Me: I don't know what that means, but don't call anyone that M in tears: But I said thanks! #toddlerlife
12. J: Bro, you totally forgot my pretzels Me: No I didn't & don't ever call me bro again, I'm your mom J: Chill out bro #toddlerlife
13. Potato leek soup prep time 90 min, time kids spent complaining about leeks, 20 min, time spent sifting out leeks 5 min, silence = golden
14. Today I refereed a tearful & heated argument about whose nose an imaginary spider lives on #parenting #Toddlerlife
15. Proud #parenting moments When ur son asks u 2 play #PrincessBride at dinner but then u drink the milk with the iocane powder, inconceivable
16. M: I need a toy human to play with Me: you mean a doll? M: I guess that will have to do #toddlerlife #kidsarestrange
17. M: J you don't need to watch the movie with me, but can you cover my eyes during the scary parts? J: Sure #TwinLove #multiples #twins
    
18. Evening with M at #baseball game: Why does grandpa keep yelling at the #vampire? #GoJaysGo #toddlerlife #parenting
    
19. Me: We didn't get #laundry done so u need 2 wear a #bathingsuit or your brother's underwear M: grabs suit annoyed,rolls eyes #parentfail
    
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