As a child of the 1980s I grew up watching programs like America's Funniest Home Videos and Kids say the Darnedest Things and even as a kid I thought they were pretty cheesy. That being said, Molly and Jack have been bursting with funny sayings and antics lately that I don't want to forget as they outgrow them and I thought I'd share below.
Molly's second favourite type of fruit is "Honey Dude Melon".
Jack's favourite cookies are, "Budgeeos" more commonly known as Fudgeos.
When Molly asks you for "Hayden Crackers" she means Wheat Thins....we still don't understand this one.
Jack has three green monsters. One is named "Aap" and the other two are both named Green Monster, naturally.
Molly gets really angry if you tell her that she is a human or person or that humans are animals.
Jack has a black plug that belongs to some sort of toy sink. The plug's name is "Bammo!" and Bammo is constantly upset and getting scrapes and injuries. Jack needs to comfort him, sing to him, kiss him and rub baby powder on his scrapes. Bammo also likes to dance.
Rude things that it's hard to keep a straight face over
This past weekend while we were watching Elf on TV, Molly turned to Chris and repeatedly asked, "Daddy, are you a bitch?" We pretended we didn't know what she was talking about and it seems to have passed.
When I was trying to help Jack climb up onto a slippery piece of playground equipment he became frustrated and wanted to do it himself, but I wouldn't let him because it was dangerous. He turned to me and yelled, "Scwam Wabbit (Scram Rabbit)" in my face. When I put him in time out for being rude, I had to turn the other way so he couldn't see me laughing.
What are your most memorable toddler moments, mistakes and mishaps?
To read about the Truth Bombs I want to lay on my toddlers click here