Things my Son says as Posted on Twitter

As I reviewed recent things that my kids have said that have been posted on Twitter, they're all Jack! Maybe sometime soon we'll get an all Molly one!

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New recumbent exercise bike delivered. J: dad did you buy an X wing fighter? #StarWars

At the dinner table. D: sometimes kids who are bullies grow up to be bullies. One day you may ever grow up and have a boss who is a bully. J: Like horde prime. He made the whole town skiddish. #Shera

Today’s home school hack. J: as long as M doesn’t speak my teacher cant see that I’m not in French. class. So I just run in the room when I hear her talking so I don’t lose participation marks.

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The biggest “believability” issue my husband is currently facing whilst watching Home Alone involves the inflated price of Kevin’s Cheese pizza. Hmmm. #movietwit

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The boy has started to refer to the most exciting scene in a movie as “the money shot”. It made for some interesting dinner time conversation tonight.

Today’s lunch J: oh crap there’s a pencil in my soup.