Molly (AKA Molly Badali, Badali, Moll, Queen Molly, Miss Molly, Thing One)
Home Address: Storybook Themed Nursery, next to the loud guy
Phone Number: Baby Monitor held to ear - radio wave B.
- Pointing accusingly (like the evil monkey on Family Guy)
- Tantrum guru
- Management skills: Have staff of two girl toddlers at daycare to "do" her bidding
- Can say about 60 words enunciated well most of which involve bossing out orders
- Can say "No" with her entire body
18 months - Current
Responsibilities Include the following:
- Showing everyone her belly button
- Waving at strangers like she's on a red carpet (even if it's mid tantrum)
- Jumping on the couch
- Sitting on mom's lap
- Sucking her thumb
- Irrational attachment to flannel blankets AKA "gits"
- Tidying up by throwing random objects into the garbage
0 months - 18 months
Responsibilities Included the following:
- Colic, oh lord the colic
- Fear of men with moustaches
- Screaming (can break baby monitors with a single scream)
- German - when angry yelled "NEIN!"
- Eating dirt, grass, sand
Honours & Awards
- Hair ripped from anyone's head, held up like a trophy
- Stealing other people's shoes and trying them on
- Colouring & Painting
- Dishwasher door surfing
- Eating raspberries
- Pretending she is going to share food with you and then popping it into her mouth at the last second and laughing
- Poking people in the eye while yelling "EAR!"
- Drinking mom's cream soda
- Attempting to drink mom's wine
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