Words of Wisdom: My Kids in 140 Characters or Less

We spend a lot of time with the minions and I'm fortunate enough to record the things that they say and do so I can look back on it and laugh. Some of it makes the blog and other smaller moments don't. One of the brilliant things about Twitter is how it's the ultimate parenting "elevator speech", because you have to keep it short. Below are Tweets, conversations, parental musings and things that the minions have done or said over the past month, for your reading pleasure that haven't made it to the blog.

1. J: I work for #DarthVader now Me: What do you do for him? J: Some #evil stuff, but mostly I just hold his #LEGO #parenting #ToddlerLife

Jack meets Darth at a Marlies Game...It was emotional & he didn't want to get too close, you know cause of the mind strangling and such.

2. M: That sign says to walk like turtles Me: It says that cars need to go slow. M: That's confusing, can we still pretend to be turtles?

3. Evil #parenting moment...when u can't help but smile because ur child finally steps on the #LEGO he's left on the ground & finally gets it

4. J: Mommy what do Daddy short legs spiders look like? #Science #nature #parenting

5. J: I'm #Gargamel & I'm casting a spell on u. Ur a #vegetarian Me: That's the best you've got? J: Just wait it will get to you #ToddlerLife

6. At the playground me: can you please take it down a notch? J: where else am I supposed to use my outdoor voice? #ToddlerLife

7. Watching #SailorMoon w/ sitter J: Beryl gets disappointed with people. Sitter: Why? J: Because she fails, No one likes it when people fail.

Image courtesy of wikipedia

8. Hairdresser: What do you want your cut to look like? Both Children: Pull out #photos of #cartoon heroes from #teentitansgo #ToddlerLife

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Words of Wisdom: My Kids on Twitter in 140 Characters or Less

We spend a lot of time with the minions and I'm fortunate enough to record the things that they say and do so I can look back on it and laugh. Some of it makes the blog and other smaller moments don't. One of the brilliant things about Twitter is how it's the ultimate parenting "elevator speech", because you have to keep it short. Below are Tweets, conversations, parental musings and things that the minions have done or said over the past month, for your reading pleasure that haven't made it to the blog.

1. M: I'm #Wonderwoman, J's The Flash, Mom's #Batman, Dad ur #TenderHeart & ur #superpower is shooting #rainbows out of your tummy #ToddlerLife

2. J: We're in a band together. Me: What are we called? J: Pee, barf & diarrhea Me: Gross J: (giggles) I know right? #ToddlerLife #parenting


3. The #FerrisBueller ur child convinces u they're 2 sick 2 go 2 school then miraculously recovers therefore making you act like Cam #parenting

Cause this is how Gumby should really be.

4. When ur son takes matters into his own hands because it's garbage that his #Gumby isn't really made of clay #ToddlerLife

5. M: I've been practicing getting tougher Me: What have you been doing? M: Mostly karate poses and pretending to fly. #ToddlerLife

6. C: Do you want some pistachios? M: No, I'm a princess and princesses don't eat nuts. #ToddlerLife

7. Me: Are you eating snow? J: just a bit. Plus I'm throwing the mud on the ground. So relax mommy #ToddlerLife

8. J: Do #Lego men have penises? me: no J: Even Lego #Batman me: Even Lego Batman. J: Huh. #ToddlerLife #parenting

9. Me: Watch out for that pile of dog...u stepped in it.J: Stepped in what? Dog Poo Me: Yes J: Say the grown-up word for it, I know you want to
10. Please stop wearing ham as a beard (and other things I never thought I'd say at lunch) M: but I'm ham ta clause #ToddlerLife #facepalm

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Words of Wisdom: My Kids on Twitter in 140 characters or less

We spend a lot of time with the minions and I'm fortunate enough to record the things that they say and do so I can look back on it and laugh. Some of it makes the blog and other smaller moments don't. One of the brilliant things about Twitter is how it's the ultimate parenting "elevator speech", because you have to keep it short. Below are Tweets, conversations, parental musings and things that the minions have done or said over the past month and a half, for your reading pleasure that haven't made it to the blog.


1. M: I wrote a book. It's called All Am In Molly Me: Why's it called that? M: Those are the words I can write silly mommy! #ToddlerLife

2. When your kid refuses to wear their thermal mittens but then cries all day long to their teacher about being cold #parenting #toddlerlife

3. Dad: What should I do with the leftover #gingerbread icing? M: Pour it into my mouth! Me: Now we know for sure she's mine! #parenting

4. J: Ur not my mom, Bruce Banner is. Me: I'm definitely ur mom. J: Does this make you mad? Me: More annoyed. J: Sorry Hulk #ToddlerLife


5. M: I keep my on texting daddy on my cellphone but he isn't texting me back #kindercrafts #ToddlerLife

This is Molly's "newest" cellphone

6. M: Is this fish your friend? C: Yes, how did you know? M: Ha, now u have to watch me eat him cause I'm a bad guy! (pops salmon in mouth)

7. M: If you don't have anything nice to say about someone you can always just compliment their hair. Right mom? #ToddlerLife #parenting


8. M: When we're all dead will everything be darkness? #creepykids #toddlerlife #spookykids

9. J: Robin is Dick right? Me: What did you say? J: Robin is Dick Grayson, right? Me: Yeah, oh yeah, that's his name. #Batman #ToddlerLife


10. M: Are bones teeth? Me: No M: Are you sure Me: Yes M: Did you #Google it? Me: Yes. M: Then I believe you. #ToddlerLife #parenting

11. Making a salad J: Mr. Onion says don't cut me mommy AHH! Me: It's an onion he's not alive J: Mr. Onion says he'll stop crying so we can eat

12. J: Let's pretend we're possessed babies & scare the #dentist! Me: Maybe next time. J: You know we're just pretending right? #ToddlerLife

13. For those days you don't want to #exercise know that you are setting an example. Worth the sweat. Worth the #run #parenting

What I found in front of my treadmill last week

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