Things My Kids Say As Shared On Twitter

My kids say and do a lot of smaller things that never make the blog.  This regular round up is a fun way for me to share some of the smaller moments from my parenting journey.  Enjoy! 

1. Me: They say they want a collage for this project. J: Okay fine.  But remember I don't want anything touching or overlapping. Me: Do you understand what a collage is? J: Yes.  So nothing touching #SMH #SchoolProjects #parenting #crafting

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2. Who walks all the way to school before they realize they left their backpack at home despite several reminders? My kid that's who! #parenting

3. Me: you can get dressed up when we go to church to see your cousins perform in the Christmas service. M: like in a costume? I think I’ll wear wings like an angel. Me: no that’s inappropriate. I mean fancy. M: okay but that’s not as much fun #parenting #smh

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4. Me: How are you feeling today buddy? J: Much better! And I learned an awesome new word: sharted.  Don't worry, dad told me that I'm not allowed to say it at school #parenting #thingskidssay #SMH

5. When you leave your son unattended to sign holiday cards #smh #parenting

6. When you have to tell your son that #venoming (yes this is a verb in our house) is not appropriate while watching a church pageant #parenting #SMH #SundayFunday #SundayMorning #Marvel

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7. Within the first fifteen minutes of real cold weather we have already lost one pair of gloves and discovered that winter boots no longer fit 'when I wear my cozy socks' #parenting

8. J: I can't wear pyjama shirts with buttons. Me: Why? J: Because they make me furious and that's not what pyjama day is all about. (And today we celebrate the true meaning of um...pyjama day?) #parenting #thingskidssay #smh

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Words of Wisdom: My Kids in 140 Characters or Less

We spend a lot of time with the minions and I'm fortunate enough to record the things that they say and do so I can look back on it and laugh. Some of it makes the blog and other smaller moments don't. One of the brilliant things about Twitter is how it's the ultimate parenting "elevator speech", because you have to keep it short. Below are Tweets, conversations, parental musings and things that the minions have done or said over the past month, for your reading pleasure that haven't made it to the blog.

1. J: I work for #DarthVader now Me: What do you do for him? J: Some #evil stuff, but mostly I just hold his #LEGO #parenting #ToddlerLife

Jack meets Darth at a Marlies Game...It was emotional & he didn't want to get too close, you know cause of the mind strangling and such.

2. M: That sign says to walk like turtles Me: It says that cars need to go slow. M: That's confusing, can we still pretend to be turtles?

3. Evil #parenting moment...when u can't help but smile because ur child finally steps on the #LEGO he's left on the ground & finally gets it

4. J: Mommy what do Daddy short legs spiders look like? #Science #nature #parenting

5. J: I'm #Gargamel & I'm casting a spell on u. Ur a #vegetarian Me: That's the best you've got? J: Just wait it will get to you #ToddlerLife

6. At the playground me: can you please take it down a notch? J: where else am I supposed to use my outdoor voice? #ToddlerLife

7. Watching #SailorMoon w/ sitter J: Beryl gets disappointed with people. Sitter: Why? J: Because she fails, No one likes it when people fail.

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8. Hairdresser: What do you want your cut to look like? Both Children: Pull out #photos of #cartoon heroes from #teentitansgo #ToddlerLife

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Words of Wisdom: My Kids on Twitter in 140 Characters or Less

We spend a lot of time with the minions and I'm fortunate enough to record the things that they say and do so I can look back on it and laugh. Some of it makes the blog and other smaller moments don't. One of the brilliant things about Twitter is how it's the ultimate parenting "elevator speech", because you have to keep it short. Below are Tweets, conversations, parental musings and things that the minions have done or said over the past month, for your reading pleasure that haven't made it to the blog.

1. M: I'm #Wonderwoman, J's The Flash, Mom's #Batman, Dad ur #TenderHeart & ur #superpower is shooting #rainbows out of your tummy #ToddlerLife

2. J: We're in a band together. Me: What are we called? J: Pee, barf & diarrhea Me: Gross J: (giggles) I know right? #ToddlerLife #parenting


3. The #FerrisBueller ur child convinces u they're 2 sick 2 go 2 school then miraculously recovers therefore making you act like Cam #parenting

Cause this is how Gumby should really be.

4. When ur son takes matters into his own hands because it's garbage that his #Gumby isn't really made of clay #ToddlerLife

5. M: I've been practicing getting tougher Me: What have you been doing? M: Mostly karate poses and pretending to fly. #ToddlerLife

6. C: Do you want some pistachios? M: No, I'm a princess and princesses don't eat nuts. #ToddlerLife

7. Me: Are you eating snow? J: just a bit. Plus I'm throwing the mud on the ground. So relax mommy #ToddlerLife

8. J: Do #Lego men have penises? me: no J: Even Lego #Batman me: Even Lego Batman. J: Huh. #ToddlerLife #parenting

9. Me: Watch out for that pile of dog...u stepped in it.J: Stepped in what? Dog Poo Me: Yes J: Say the grown-up word for it, I know you want to
10. Please stop wearing ham as a beard (and other things I never thought I'd say at lunch) M: but I'm ham ta clause #ToddlerLife #facepalm

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Words of Wisdom: My kids in 140 characters (or less)

We spend a lot of time with the minions and I'm fortunate enough to record the things that they say and do so I can look back on it and laugh. Some of it makes the blog and other smaller moments don't. One of the brilliant things about Twitter is how it's the ultimate parenting "elevator speech", because you have to keep it short. Below are Tweets, conversations, parental musings and things that the minions have done or said over the past two months, for your reading pleasure that haven't made it to the blog.

1. M: why does #santa live forever? Dad: cause he's magic, like a #vampire M: but he isn't going to suck my blood, right? #ToddlerLife

2. M:There are Zebra quarters in my head. Me: You mean cerebral cortex? M: yup! #ToddlerLife #body #education

3. M: why are they beating him up? Me: that's called crowd surfing. He likes it. M: Are you sure? #ToddlerLife (she doesn't believe me)

4. M: Mommy what is #ElfOnTheShelf Me: No. M: But what is it? Me: Do you want ice cream? M: Sure.

5. J: Can I eat the crazy squares? Me: what are you talking about? J: this cereal. #ToddlerLife

crazy squares, naturally!

6. Walking down the street & see some guy light up a smoke. M: You're smoking secrets & ur gonna die! Me: shrug #ToddlerLife #parenting


7. When you find out your daughter has been telling all of her friends she has a #PeanutAllergy, but she doesn't #confusing #ToddlerLife


8. J: I'm delicate & that makes me furious, ROARRRR! (guess emotions are on the curriculum this week) #ToddlerLife

9. Make muffins this morning for the kids. Then M cried because I didn't wake her up to help #losing #ToddlerLife

10. M: Remember when I was sick & we walked J to school? U piggybacked me & I cried. We should do that again. I like piggybacks! #ToddlerLife

11. Me: I'm going to yoga class M: But who's going to look after us? Dad: I'm standing right here #toddlerlife #parenting

12. Me: What month is it? M: Chewbacca Me: That's not a month M: Oh. It should at least be a week #StarWars #toddlerlife


13. Me: Your substitute swim teacher is good looking. M: He's like candy. I want to eat him up. Me: Where did you learn that? M: yum yum yum

14. M: Why does Ryder have so many dogs? Having more than 2 or 3 just doesn't make sense! It's just weird #PawPatrol #ToddlerLife

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