Things My Kids Say As Shared On Twitter

We spend a lot of time with the minions and I'm fortunate enough to record the things that they say and do so I can look back on it and laugh.  Some of it makes the blog and other smaller moments don't.  One of the brilliant things about Twitter is how it's the ultimate parenting "elevator speech", because you have to keep it short. Below are recent Tweets, conversations, parental musings and things that the minions have done or said over the past month or two, for your reading pleasure that haven't made it to the blog.

1. J: I like diarrhea. It’s funny. I just hate it when I have it. #parenting #kids #thingskidssay

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2. At Banana Republic with the minions. J turns to mannequin in suit J: look out everybody it’s the #headlesshorseman AAAA! #smh #parenting

3. It only took 9 days of #backtoschool to get a call that a child had puked all over the hall at school #winning #parenting #smh

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4. J: If I ever knock my #teeth out, can we replace them with metal ones? You know, so I can cut cans apart using my teeth. #smh #parenting #goals

5. Whoever thought to program the #lice #shampoo ads on the #radio for the #FirstDayOfSchool well played.  #parenting

6. J: What are we doing at camp today? Me: Bowling & Laser Tag. J: Not at the same time I hope, cause someone's going to get hurt!  #ThingsKidsSay #parenting

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7. J: Can you play that song from #SpiderManFarFromHome you know the one by the pheromones? #BestBandNameEver #parenting #TheRamones

8. It’s near the eve of their eighth birthday and my kids still manage to do stuff like get silly putty all over our couch (and claim “it’s just cheese”). This is why we can’t have nice things #parenting

Things My Kids Say and Do As Shared on Twitter

We spend a lot of time with the minions and I'm fortunate enough to record the things that they say and do so I can look back on it and laugh.  Some of it makes the blog and other smaller moments don't.  One of the brilliant things about Twitter is how it's the ultimate parenting "elevator speech", because you have to keep it short. Below are recent Tweets, conversations, parental musings and things that the minions have done or said over the past month, for your reading pleasure that haven't made it to the blog.

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1. M: I added a sliced cucumber to the side of my glass of milk to make it fancy #parenting

2. J: I’m Cute and smart. You can remember cause it rhymes with toot and fart. #parenting #smh 3. M: can we call daddy? Me: no he’s still sleeping. He’s in a different time zone. J: you mean like in #backtothefuture me: like a business trip that’s two hours behind us. J: well that’s boring

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4. J: is the movie #Scream about people screaming #ghostface? Dad: sort of? #parenting 5. J: When we get new fish we can name them whatever we want right? Cause I'm going to name mine diarrhea Me: NOPE!  Just No J: giggle giggle giggle

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6. M: you know what's the best about moms? That they're soft in all the right places for cuddling #parenting #bodyposi #LoveYourself #bodyimage #effyourbeautystandards #Loveyourself

7. J is reading out loud to me for his homework Me: Why aren’t you reading that part out loud? J: It’s a thought bubble so you can’t say it out loud. It can only be in your head #parenting #ThisIs7

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8. M: I need you to sign this birthday card I made & you need to make sure that you write the J facing the right way J: but how will they know it’s really from me?  Me: I think they’ll figure it out by reading your name #smh #parenting 9. M: dad were you sexy ever?  Like a long long time ago! #parenting #thingskidssay 10. Thing 965 my #kids have in common with our #dog  All 3 have an intense need to poop as soon as they get as far as physically possible from a washroom or garbage can

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11. It’s amazing how the most drama fuelled kid problems rear their heads 15 minutes after bed time #parenting To see more of what my kids say in real time follow me on Twitter @Sarabethbug

Things my Kids Say As Posted on Twitter

  

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1. When your daughter asks you if you’re really Voldemort #winning #parenting #HarryPotter #ThingsKidsSay

2. J (talking to the TV), Sighs: We know who #Shakespeare is, he's that guy who died.  M: Shakespeare wrote the #poem of Gnomeo & Juliet #ThingsKidsSay #parenting

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3. J: in the fight between #Godzilla & the giant marshmallow man, Godzilla won, but then he got a sugar disease so he should have shared with Mothra and the other monsters #parenting #thingskidssay

4. J: mom the dog ate your Laptop cord. Me: did you try to stop him? J: no I was busy watching tv  (this is the sound of my head exploding) #parenting

5. M: is Drake famous beyond Toronto? Me: yes. Super famous M: Wow. I bet he is rich too. He must have like $1025 in his bank. Me: at least. #ThingsKidsSay #parenting

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6. J: so if you get a computer virus does it throw up all over your keyboard? #computers #kids #ThingsKidsSay #parenting

7. J: Do you think turtles look so grumpy all the time because they're slow?  It would make me grouchy.  I'd much rather be a stingray cause they're always smiling #thingskidssay #parenting

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Things My Kids Say As Shared On Twitter

We spend a lot of time with the minions and I'm fortunate enough to record the things that they say and do so I can look back on it and laugh.  Some of it makes the blog and other smaller moments don't.  One of the brilliant things about Twitter is how it's the ultimate parenting "elevator speech", because you have to keep it short. Below are recent Tweets, conversations, parental musings and things that the minions have done or said over the past month, for your reading pleasure that haven't made it to the blog.

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1. M: What's a mime? J: Someone who doesn't talk, pretends to be in a box, and touches you - whether you like it or not. (7 year old definition of a #mime) #parenting #ThingsKidsSay

2. When you puke before taking the kids #BacktoSchool because you discover a surprise old (unidentifiable) camp snack in a backpack #parenting (no tears, just vomit) 3. Me: why are you fighting? J: she keeps touching me with her cucumber M (interrupting): by accident! #summerbreak #parenting

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4. Me: It's raining and I don't have a raincoat (grumble grumble). My daughter: It's raining which means I'm more likely to see a #rainbow today, YES!!! #parenting #perspective



5. J: Mom look, someone threw out a bunch of cotton candy! Me: Those are bags and bags of dirty diapers. J: Ew, that's disappointing. Me: Did you think I'd let you eat random garbage cotton candy? J: It was worth a shot. #parenting

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6. J: Is there a version of Romeo and Juliet, but with #robots who shoot birds? #parenting #ThingsKidsSay

7. M: What are you listening to? Me: #LeonardCohen M: He sounds like he's a ghost who is haunting me through his music. Can you turn it off? Me: No.  And I think he'd of enjoyed the idea of being a ghost haunting you through his music #parenting #musiceducation


8. M: So #pirates are half human and half what? Me: They're 100 percent human. M: You mean they don't have any super powers? Me: Nope. M: Well that's the most disappointing thing I've heard today. #parenting #ThingsKidsSay

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