Check your birth control. Alysena lot LFO1899a was recalled and doesn't work
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I asked if it was a late April Fool's joke. It wasn't. I was out at an appointment and wouldn't be able to get home for almost an hour. I have an active imagination, so my mind immediately went to life with two sets of twins under two and a half, picturing something akin to the old woman who lived in a shoe (34 in human years) 105 in hours spent awake age. We would no longer have one on one parenting, we would have to work in zones. Is this what I got for opting for the store brand, less expensive cousin to Alesse, just because my insurance wouldn't cover the extra cost?
I rushed home and found that I was batch 1901a. My friend who sent me the text was one batch off. We'd dodged a pill shaped bullet. As I separated two fighting toddlers in the bath tub I sighed happily. We are not ready to make the leap from brood to infant army.
I hope that I would notice an extra line of placebo pills in my package, but I have been pretty tired lately and the company just re branded the pills to new colours so who knows. Perhaps it's time to explore some other birth control options like an IUD or maybe even a chastity belt.
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