Thursday, 20 July 2017

My Kids in 140 Characters (or Less)

We spend a lot of time with the minions and I'm fortunate enough to record the things that they say and do so I can look back on it and laugh. Some of it makes the blog and other smaller moments don't. One of the brilliant things about Twitter is how it's the ultimate parenting "elevator speech", because you have to keep it short. Below are Tweets, conversations, parental musings and things that the minions have done or said over the past month, for your reading pleasure that haven't made it to the blog.

taco tuesday
Image Courtesy of College Humor

  1. J: My taco is 2 spicy..I'm going 2 need u 2 blow into my mouth 2 cool it down (opens up taco filled mouth)

  2. M: I have an important question to ask you (dramatic pause). How do mermaids brush their teeth?

  3. M: Mom were u alive at the same time as ? Me: How old do you think I am? M: Like 30-something?

  4. Me: Dad can you put your cell phone away? J: Daddy Magneto is so disappointed in you right now

  5. M: I'm never going to be silly ever again! 5 minutes later: Mommy help! I got by bum stuck in a bucket of

  6. Me: Why r u putting ketchup on a soda cracker? J: U won't let me eat it right out of the packet Me: touché

    Image Courtesy of Tenor

  7. My twins at park: both sit on one end of different see-saws & then complain no one will see-saw with them

  8. M: Mommy did you know that your boobs look like a giant bum on your chest? Me: Thanks?

  9. J: Mommy can you turn off the radio? I am so sick of hearing about

  10. M: I sure hope dad doesn't forget to wear pants to work today.

To read more blogs featuring the wacky things my kids say as featured on twitter, follow me @Sarabethbug & click hereclick hereherehereherehereherehere, here, &here.

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