Things My Kids Say As Shared on Twitter

We spend a lot of time with the minions and I'm fortunate enough to record the things that they say and do so I can look back on it and laugh.  Some of it makes the blog and other smaller moments don't.  One of the brilliant things about Twitter is how it's the ultimate parenting "elevator speech", because you have to keep it short. Below are recent Tweets, conversations, parental musings and things that the minions have done or said over the past month, for your reading pleasure that haven't made it to the blog.

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1. Papa: let me take you to where I used to work. M: did they fire you? Papa: no I retired. M: mom is retired just a polite way of saying someone got fired? #smh #ThingsKidsSay #parenting #MarchBreak

2. J: Can you squirt some #ketchup in my mouth so I can pretend to be a T-Rex who just ate a bad guy? Me: Sure. (Things that happen when you let your kids watch #JurassicWorld) #parenting

3. M: sometimes when I eat clementines I like to pretend that I'm eating a human heart. And that the heart is on fire #parenting #ThingsKidsSay

4. Dad: do you want me to get you some things you like to colour? j: I'd like to practice my colouring on pictures of the creepy dummy from #goosebumps you know the one that upsets my sister #siblings #twinning

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5. Spring cleaning your car shows you exactly how disgusting your children are #parenting #AllTheSnacks on the floor


6. J: Are you enjoying your poo cookie? Dad: I'm eating a butter tart J: Whatever you want to call it. It looks disgusting.

7. True love is putting on a damp bathing suit that has been sitting in a plastic bag all day during a #RoadTrip just so you can take your kids for a swim after a long day on the road #parenting #sigh #motherhood 

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8. J: looks at gingerbread cookie "hi my name is Jack and I am going to eat you" #parenting #ThingsKidsSay

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My Kids in 140 Characters (or Less)

We spend a lot of time with the minions and I'm fortunate enough to record the things that they say and do so I can look back on it and laugh. Some of it makes the blog and other smaller moments don't. One of the brilliant things about Twitter is how it's the ultimate parenting "elevator speech", because you have to keep it short. Below are Tweets, conversations, parental musings and things that the minions have done or said over the past month, for your reading pleasure that haven't made it to the blog.

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1. J: My taco is 2 spicy..I'm going 2 need u 2 blow into my mouth 2 cool it down (opens up taco filled mouth) #parenting #ToddlerLife
   
   
2. M: I have an important question to ask you (dramatic pause). How do mermaids brush their teeth? #ToddlerLife #ThingsKidsSay
   
   
3. M: Mom were u alive at the same time as #dinosaurs? Me: How old do you think I am? M: Like 30-something? #parenting #toddlerlife
   
   
4. Me: Dad can you put your cell phone away? J: Daddy Magneto is so disappointed in you right now #ToddlerLife #parenting
   
   
   
5. M: I'm never going to be silly ever again! 5 minutes later: Mommy help! I got by bum stuck in a bucket of #Lego #ToddlerLife
   
   
6. Me: Why r u putting ketchup on a soda cracker? J: U won't let me eat it right out of the packet Me: touché #toddlerlife #parenting
   
   
   

   

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7. My twins at park: both sit on one end of different see-saws & then complain no one will see-saw with them #TwinLife #ToddlerLife
   
   
8. M: Mommy did you know that your boobs look like a giant bum on your chest? Me: Thanks? #toddlerlife #parenting #unfiltered
   
   
9. J: Mommy can you turn off the radio? I am so sick of hearing about #DonaldTrump #ToddlerLife #politics #parenting
   
   
10. M: I sure hope dad doesn't forget to wear pants to work today. #ToddlerLife #parenting

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Paperback Writer: Sharing My Writing From Other Sites

It's that time of the month again when I share some of the writing I've been completing for other publications.  This past month I wrote an article that went viral and to date has earned nearly 1.6 million views (13 Things Celeb Parents Did That Were Sketchy AF).  One of the interesting things for me in terms of parenting and entertainment articles is how it's hard to predict if what I write is going to be popular or not.  Some of my favourite articles to write and research are the ones with the least "sexy" topics and titles, so I'm always curious to see what attracts readers.

Nowadays as my full-time job I write and ghostwrite articles for online publications, organizations and blogs, in addition to providing public relations services.  While I can't really share my ghostwritten articles on this platform, cause then I wouldn't really be a ghostwriter would I, I can share some of the other stuff I have been working on.

I'm looking forward to lightening my work load a little this summer to enjoy some lengthy vacations with the minions as well as more time with them on a day to day basis while they'll only be attending camp part time each week.  As always, the more time I spend with Molly and Jack, often means more content for Multiple Momstrosity...so buckle up!

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