Things My Kids Say As Posted On Twitter

We spend a lot of time with the minions and I'm fortunate enough to record the things that they say and do so I can look back on it and laugh.  Some of it makes the blog and other smaller moments don't.  One of the brilliant things about Twitter is how it's the ultimate parenting "elevator speech", because you have to keep it short. Below are recent Tweets, conversations, parental musings and things that the minions have done or said over the past month, for your reading pleasure that haven't made it to the blog.

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1. Outside of the change room at #Winners waiting for dad J: what’s taking so long? Is dad standing naked in the change room throwing a tantrum? Me: maybe? I hope not? #parenting #ThingsKidsSay

2. Me (tucks son in to bed, whispers softly): I love you J: (gives me a kiss, whispers softly): I love #Lego! #parenting #unfiltered #smh

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3. M: I love this song. It’s so sad. Who is this? Me: #AmyWinehouse M: how sad is she out of 10? Me: 100 M: wow. She must have cried so many tears #RoadConversations #parenting

4. Yesterday, following a time-out J started writing and handing us notes about what mean #parents we are. On one hand I'm super proud of his new found reading & writing skills, on the other I'm a little hurt, but amused at the same time #SMH #parenting

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5. Me: do you want to watch a nature documentary? M: yes. You sure hope we get to see mermaids in their natural habitat Me: I’m not sure there’s a documentary about mermaids but we’ll see #liar #parenting

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6. Spent an hour yesterday convincing J hiring @VancityReynolds to play #Deadpool at his 7th #birthday is problematic 1) It's inappropriate 2) he's never even seen Deadpool 3) His twin sister isn't interested 4) I'm pretty sure it's outside of our budget #parenting

7. Me: Who was your supply teacher today? J: Homer Simpson. Me: Seriously, what was his name? J: I dunno, but you hate it when I make the mmmm noise so it's either #HomeSimpson or I don't know...so you can pick #parenting

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Things My Kids Say As Shared on Twitter

We spend a lot of time with the minions and I'm fortunate enough to record the things that they say and do so I can look back on it and laugh.  Some of it makes the blog and other smaller moments don't.  One of the brilliant things about Twitter is how it's the ultimate parenting "elevator speech", because you have to keep it short. Below are recent Tweets, conversations, parental musings and things that the minions have done or said over the past month, for your reading pleasure that haven't made it to the blog.

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1. J: you see I can't put the same effort into my drawings at school as I do at home because they're too violent and I don't think the other kids at school could handle it. #parenting

2. Me: what's wrong with your ham J: it's too meat #foodie #parenting #MyKids

3. J: who would win in a fight between predator and Santa?  I mean Santa is supposed to be immortal but I don't think he'd be very good at fighting  #ThingsKidsSay #parenting

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4. M: I had a nightmare that a giant pizza box came to life and tried to eat me. Can I sleep here? Me: let me just move this giant pizza box out of the way. M: mommy you think you're funny but you're not #parenting

5. Talking to our kids about the war of 1812 M: So did that happen when you were a kid? C: That was over 200 years ago. M: So were you alive or not dad? #parenting #facepalm#ThingsKidsSay

6. Trying to explain #CypressHill lyrics to your kids in the car, cause the radio is on and it's #420 #420day #awkward

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7. Tonight's episode of my daughter crying is brought to you by lost tooth swallowed with pizza and apparently the ugly cry is inherited from mom #parenting

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